*Feeding Batman (aka Liam) his bottle*
Abigail: “I WANNA EAT THE BABY!”
Me: *trying not to laugh* “What?”
Abigail: “I want a turn. Can I eat Liam, PLLLEEAASSSEEE???”
Me: *actually laughing now* “You mean FEED Liam, not EAT him”.
Abigail: *cheesed off* “NO, I WANT TO EAT HIM!!!!”
She then stormed into her room and slammed the door. I also may have heard her mutter “butthead” on her way down the hallway. *sigh*