1. My name is Jade if you don’t know already.
2. I’m married with 3 kids, all under the age of four (I contemplate my sanity on a daily basis).
3. I love pugs… a lot. I don’t know if I will ever own one though because my husband is unbelievably allergic to dogs, and my mom insists the sounds of pug snorts and heavy breathing would send me up the wall….. I think she might be right.
4. I love coca-cola and coffee the way a fat kid loves cake.
5. I also love cake. Maybe I’m the fat kid too……
6. The feeling of cotton balls give me the heebie jeebies. If I open a bottle of Advil and theres a cotton ball inside, I’ll beg- literally BEG someone else to take it out.
7. 9 times out of 10 I’d rather be sleeping then be doing whatever daily activity it is that I’m doing.
8. I LOVE to read.
9. My kitchen and I are arch enemies. Cooking + Jade= Disaster.
10. I have two cats, Phoebe, who weighs about 3000lbs and is the biggest sweetheart, and Oscar, who we swear is bipolar. He likes to poop on my kitchen floor every morning and hates my mother (she refers to him as “the cat from hell”). He loves Abigail (my 4 year old) like nobody’s business though.